Another Friday morning it is today
Goddamn, why can’t it be Saturday always?
I’m heading out to work
Doing stuff I despise with all my might
But I’ve got no choice, and I’m going to need some motivation
Luck is on my side, though:
I’ve got your woman riding shotgun beside me—
She makes great company—especially since
You’re off to work, and we’ve had plenty of time to fuck
We just pulled up to a traffic stop
Your girlfriend is looking kind of horny, rubbing her thighs together
I’ve got enough time on hand,
So, I unzip my fly and she bends over to start choking on my mic.