I’m so horny
But thank God you’re here.
Our favorite song is playing
Marvin Gaye wanting us to get it on,
You look so good
You’re like ice cream in my hands
I’ve loved you since I started knowing myself,
That sounds corny,  I know,
You were there when she left
When my computer crashed
And I couldn’t watch porn no more.
I think of you in the shower
Even at work
And now that I’m alone
I reach for you under my pants . . .
I’m so horny for your love.